verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
ashy-irwin:

w-horeish-x:

pleasurecalum:

ashy-irwin:

crying so much my face is aching

it looks like theyre back in school sitting in class and im sobbing

ashton is so cute he looks like the teachers pet the little dimpled ball of sunshine

and luke and calum are the two boys in class always laughing and talking while michael’s the mysterious misfit okay i think i should stop

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

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assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

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2 hours ago // 331,591 notes
Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you. Wise words from my mom  (via quesoyoda)

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2 hours ago // 559,141 notes

camouflagegirl:

dohertypeter:

i still don’t understand why girls have to pay for pads and boys can get free condoms

girls HAVE to have their periods and boys don’t HAVE to have sex

This is the best post I have ever seen

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2 hours ago // 146,614 notes

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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2 hours ago // 101,821 notes

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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